These 20 Hilarious Dungeons & Dragons Sorties Will Make You Want To Play!
My player played a psion, who had a spell which made his eyes light-up like car's headlights. He walked around a dark dungeon along with his group, killing everything in sight. While in the area where he knew there would be a boss nearby, he silently walked up to a door, and looked through its keyhole WHILE HIS EYES WERE STILL ON. The monster boss saw the light coming through the keyhole, and broke down the door, which hit the psion's head and knocked him out.
My character died early on and our DM let me possess my dog to keep playing.
I proceeded to play as a charismatic, albeit haunted, German Shepherd with a katana crudely duct taped to it for the rest of the campaign.