20 People Who Deal with kids Everyday Share The Funniest Thing They've Heard Them Say

I was babysitting my friend's kids and we were playing make believe in the park. One kid wanted to be a superhero, one kid wanted to be a pirate, and one kid told me he wanted to be a "sexy llama". Now I'm not one to harsh a kid's imagination, but there were a bunch of moms and kids in the park that I didn't know, and I didn't want a kid to be yelling out how sexy he was to me, so I asked him to maybe call himself a "beautiful llama" and he could be a sexy llama in secret. He agreed, but then proceeded to yell out "HEY! LOOK AT ME!! I'M A SEXY, I MEAN A BEEEYOOTIFUL LLAMA, JUST LIKE YOU WANTED ME TO BE!! JUST LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT!! I CAN KEEP OUR SECRET!!"


I'm a part-time nanny. The girl I care for was about 2 and a half when she potty trained. She trained really quickly and had only had one other accident at this point. She got really engrossed in play, stood up, and froze as the pee ran down her leg. I was doing dishes and only saw her top half from the other side of the counter, but m I'm also a preschool teacher and I know the look well. "Did you have an accident?", I asked. With a very serious look on her face, she said, "Go get the Clorox..."